April 6, 2005

• Well, I went to the doctor today for my physical. Turns out, I’m in
  good health………….and that shall be confirmed further when I get
  the results back from my blood test………..I hope I didn’t fail it,
  I did not study at all. Man, corny jokes are so lame. The doctor asked
  me if I did any drugs, and I said only steroids, which as you can tell,
  are not working. He chuckled at this, but I think it might have been a
  courtesy laugh. Is this what I have become? Courtesy laughs from the
  man tugging at my balls? After he was done with me, he sent in the
  nurse chick to draw blood and stick me with a tetnus shot. Note to
  everybody, I don’t need another one for 10 years, so if anybody tries
  to force feed me a tetnus shot within the next 10 years, please give
  them a convincing beatdown. I also had to pee in a cup. I hate being in
  a cup. Too much preasure, although I didn’t have a problem going this
  time.

  We had some sort of thing at work today, some sort of party for people
  that passed some test thing. I’m hoping they will give me one when I
  pass my blood test. See, again with the cheesy jokes. Anywho, first the
  company said there would be “refreshments”. Next, they said “treats”.
  Turns out, their idea of refresments and treats were cupcakes and a
  meat and cheese platter. Good stuff, but I don’t know how refreshing it
  was. It got me to thinking, though. In my daily time to think about
  ways to improve the world, I came up with something that, in theory,
  sounds nasty. The combining of chocolate and cheese. Now, keep in mind,
  the best dessert on the planet, pound for pound, is Eli’s Chocolate
  Chip Cheesecake. So, that being said, what other cheeses and chocolates
  can we combine? Sure, it sounds nasty, but don’t you think the person
  that came up with chocolate covered strawberries didn’t encounter some
  sorta  gross feedback? Or, maybe even peanut butter and jelly. Of
  course, I can be nuts, maybe somethings are better left not combined.
  Nah, its my 2 favorite foods, so somebody get working on a tasty combo.

  • 9:32 pm
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