January 8, 2007

• I have to say, I'm a tad bit worried. I noticed there was some loose hairs on my shoulders today. Now, I don't know if I noticed it just because I was wearing a white shirt or what, but of course, this got me concerned that I might be starting to eventually go bald. Instantly, I felt around on the top of my head and while things feel fine and no other hair came down, I'm still freaked out about it a little. Baldness runs in my family big time. Now, I know what you are thinking and yes, I am that vain. But, we guys, hair is a big thing. Its not like we've got much to work with, once the hair is gone, that's it. I mean, if I start to go bald, I'm not going to shave the whole thing like my brother John. He looks good with a shaved head, me on the other hand, while, skinny dudes don't look good with a shaved head. For big muscle guys, its a good look. But, I hate to say it, but skinny guys with shaved heads, well, people think they might of had cancer. I know it sounds mean but its true. I know I have had a nice run with my hair, especially in my family. All the pictures I have seen of my dad show that he was plenty gone by the time he was my age. Same for my uncles and cousins. And of course, John too. I know they claim baldness is a gene you get from your mother's side, but I just don't believe that. My mom's side does not have a problem with baldness at all. Its the one good thing about my mom's side. My dad's side on the other hand, well, its a long line of baldies. More than likely, I'm just over reacting. But, I would be a complete wreck, say, if I lost it and Mark didn't. I need to be pro active on this, so I have snuck into his house and replaced his shampoo with Nair. You know, just in case the unthinkable is happening and I'm losing it, even though I'm quite certain this is not the case at all.

  Damn, the Bulls have really been breaking my heart as of late. With a 3rd heartbreaking loss in the last week, I can't be anymore disappointed about them. Oh well Wednesday is another day (that is their next game).

  I've got nothing else, people. If anybody wants to hold a seance (spelling) for my hair, please feel free to do so.

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