May 13, 2008
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First of all I should warn those of you that might read this at work, but I have added a song that might not be……………..er…………..work appropriate. Its from the South Park movie and its called “Uncle Fucka”. Now I have never been a big South Park fan, but this song is just funny as hell. I first heard it years ago when Tom and Julie brought it when we went camping one year. The song became the anthem of camping that year and by the end of the weekend we were all singing it. Because of this it always reminds me of Tom and Julie.
Can somebody explain to me why it hurts to get hit in the balls? I know this sounds like a simple enough question but honestly what is it about the sack of balls that hurts so fucking bad? Why is that area of the male anatomy so much more sensitive than any other part of the body. I mean, I’m sure that a doctor can explain this one to me, but I still want to know why. And no, I haven’t been hit in the junk recently. But I am a guy and let’s face it, every guy has been hit there more than once, so we can all relate. And it doesn’t even have to be hit hard, just a slight glance of a blow can really really hurt. Of course, the ironic part is that how can a part of the body that provides so much joy and relief also cause so much fucking pain? And it doesn’t matter what age you are, getting hit in the balls always hurts. And it just seems like I have been hit there more than the average guy. Of course, I’m quite certain I’m over exaggerating on this one but I think its just because of how bad it hurts and how easy it is to hurt them. When I wear jeans all I have to do is sit down in the wrong way and, as I like to put it, I crunch myself, meaning that I manage to crunch the both of them together. I haven’t done that one in a few months, but when I do…………..boy does that fucking hurt.
You know, I think this all may be too much info for all of you. You probably don’t need or want to read anymore.
So I’m going to continue on about my balls.
Just kidding.
Comments (3)
I love that clip of LeBron…hahaha, ‘sit yo ass down!’
I am going to Middle Tennessee State University. I am so excited. Finally, after being out of school for 4 years, I am a grad student!!!
Ain’t nuttin’ wrong with a bit o’ ball talk.
Ha! I love it…you should have continued with more ball talk! Ya know, I have always wondered the same thing…why it hurts so much for men to get hit in the balls!
I did query my readers on it once, but no one gave me a proper response…except for asking why does it hurt girls if they get hit in the vagina or tits. I don’t know….I’m not convinced……I think that a hit to the balls seems more painful.